Oh the tension, the excitement, the sheer exilleration of watching the white heat of top-notch footballing action unfold in all of it's 8 bit glory.
Yes, it's time for Round 1 of the FA Cup.
The jewel in the crown of English football.
Tonight we play Stockport, know as 'The Hatters' because over many succesive generations, the people of Stockport like to wear hats.
Nothing wrong with that. So do I in fact. I own four or five.
How's my team looking?
Oh dear, looks like my squad (I'm such a pro!) has picked up an injury.
Better check.
Bugger. Richad Osman off of Pointless is out. Must have trapped his hand in that lap top he uses. Samsom gets a chance to show off his mad footballing skilz (with a Z - like 'da kidz' say it. Innit?)
I'm not sure I can win this.
Anyway, lets kick off.
1 - 0! Can you hear the Stockport sing?
1 - 1 - Brilliant equaliser by the pixelated little player there - Terrible defensive error by Forest which would never have happened if that bloke off of Pointless had been playing.
2 - 1 - We're ahead again! Great goal by the Dorest sea-side resort town of C - Regis there.
2 - 2 - Last minute equaliser from Stockport.
We was robbed.
Sick as a parrot, Jimmy.
So, as it's a cup match, we get a replay!
That'll be tomorrow then.
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