Oooooo... Get you and your fancy football team suffixes.
Their nick-name?
Yes, that's right - The Railwaymen, due to the Crewe fanbase being inexplicably fond of Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends TV series as narrated by Ringo Starr, not the Wilbert Awdry books.
Anyway, the club was formed by Princess Alexandria of Denmark when she fancied a kick about in 1852. From that day forward, all the goal keepers of Crewe Alexandria have to dress and act like a Princess.
A goalkeeper, yesterday.
So, how are we looking after our disposal of The Bulls last time out?
Good morale, lousy energy, terrible attack.
What can we do to solve this?
Gareth Gates & Brian Rix are in, Neal (from the Young Ones) is out.
Neil upon hearing the news he wasn't picked for the final eleven, yesterday.
So - how do we look.
I think we stand a chance. Shame our attack is so weak, but we do what we can.
The tension is almost unbearable.
1-0 First blood to Forest with a lightning break down the left wing. Tony Woodcock would have been proud.
2-0 Forest extend their lead with a lightning break down the right wing. John Robertson would have been proud.
3-0 Forest score with marksman like accuracy from outside of the box. Jason Lee would have been proud.
4-0 Forest wrap it up in style with a canon-like blast from the plucky mid-fielder. Richard Whitely would have been proud.
You have to say that the tradition of dressing their keeper up like a Princess may have backfired somewhat as it seems to have prevent the player from actually defending the goal mouth with any efficacy.
Great news! Four nil to the Tricky Trees (who on Earth thought of such a shite nickname).
So what did everyone else do? We want Stockport, Hereford, Colchester, Torquay and Halifax to lose.
Well, Stockport did us a favour anyway.
Fifth is acceptable at this stage of the season with eleven matches still to play. We are in with a shot of promotion if this carries on.
How are the old finances?
Mmm, quite a loss after buying Gareth Gates.
Lets see who's for sale.
George Bernard Shaw?
I'll give you £20Gs
I think we are really getting somewhere with our squad now.
Next time, it's another league tie against 14th place languishers Darlington.
Laterz.
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