I worked in Colchester for a while, did some work for Essex County Council. It was like watching BBC3 and somehow being sucked into their world.
Colchester United, currently in second place of the fourth division in this amazing simulation of real football management.
So, we are sitting pretty in third, not far off the top spot on goal difference. A win today would see us move up to at least second.
Can we beat the might that is Colchester United?
Yes, we probably can. But there is still room for tweaking the team. Optmising our chances in this battle for 8-bit glory.
Richard Osman (off of Pointless) and Paul Foster (Off of UFO) get picked for todays stouch.
(Foster - Yesterday)
So, todays team comprises of:
So, what are our chances now that I've weaved my magic?
Pretty good, I'm thinking.
Great defense, reasonable midfield, lacklustre attack - much like the real team a couple of years back.
0 - 1 - No! Outrageous error by SHunt! I bet it is that bloody kid who was in my class at Jesse Gray Infant School.
Bugger.
I didn't even get a bloody shot at goal!
Oh crap.
What else happened?
Hereford won, they'll stay top.
6th - Couldn't be much worse, could it?
Bugger.
Is anyone decent for sale then?
No.
He's shit.
So, on to the next match then.
Oh spiffing.
Notts F ? really?
Always Nottm F - you should know that
Posted by: Alison | Monday, August 25, 2014 at 11:48 AM
I considered changing the team name, but in order to recreate the full ambiance of 1982 gaming, I decided to leave it alone.
Posted by: Occulomency | Monday, August 25, 2014 at 07:32 PM